Whiskers R We with Kristen Wiig – SNL

Whiskers R We with Kristen Wiig – SNL


>>>CATS.
A CAT IS A FRIEND WITH FUR.>>A CAT IS A PILLOW THAT HUGS
YOU BACK.>>CATS ARE THE CROUTONS ON THE
SALAD OF LIFE.>>A CAT IS AN ANGEL THAT POOPS
IN A BOX. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>SO COME ON DOWN FOR OUR THANKSGIVING CAT-UCOPIA
GIVE-AWAY HERE AT WHISKERS “R” WE.
>>HI I’M BARBARA.>>AND I’M FURONICA.
LIKE VERONICA BUT HOW A CAT WOULD SAY IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>YOU ARE LOCA, MUCHACHA.
MANY OF THESE RESCUE CATS COME FROM OWNERS WHO DIDN’T VALUE
THEIR SPECIALNESS.>>SO LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT
TODAY’S FELINA. [ MEOWING ]
>>ALAN IS A HIMALAYAN. AND YOU CAN FIND HIM A-LAYING ON
THE COUCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>YOU SHOULD DO STANDUP. YOU’RE A REGULAR KAT WILLIAMS.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>FOR YOU “AMERICAN IDOL” FANS,
WE CALL THIS CAT SIMON COWELL. BECAUSE HE’S A GRUMPY BRITISH
SHORTHAIR AND HE KNOCKED UP HIS BEST FRIEND’S WIFE.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] HANDS TO OURSELVES, PLEASE.
WE ARE ON CAMERA. [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, BOY. THIS IS CASSANDRA.
CASSANDRA KIND OF FLIPS THE SCRIPT ON YOU, MEANING, WHEN SHE
FARTS, IT SOUNDS HUMAN AND YOU’LL GET BLAMED.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>FARTS ARE FUNNY.
>>HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN?>>I DON’T KNOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE LOST TRACK OF TIME IN THE
BUNKER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>AI-YI-YI, I DO HAVE A TYPE. OKAY.
WHERE ARE WE? THIS ONE IS KARL.
>>WE’RE MAD AT KARL RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HE’S BEEN VERY NAUGHTY.
HE CLAWED UP MY SOFA AND THEN HE VOTED FOR JILL STEIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] HE’S A LITTLE ASSWIPE.
[ LAUGHTER ] HE DESERVES A PINCH.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>THAT IS MY NIPPLE AND I THINK
YOU KNOW THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK I KNOW YOU LIKE IT.>>OH, BOY.
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS BUTTER NUT.
BUTTER NUT — BUTTER NUT IS A MASTER OF
PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATION. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHO SPECIALIZES IN GAS LIGHTING.>>DOES HE EVER.
HE CONVINCED ME I WAS THE CAT. IT STARTED WITH AN INNOCENT
SUGGESTION, CUT TO TWO MONTHS LATER AND I’M EATING TUNA AND
LICKING MY OWN BUTTHOLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>AKA THE GREATEST WEEK OF MY LIFE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>KEEP IT IN YOUR JORTS GF.
OKAY. THIS IS PEARL.
PEARL IS WHITE AS A GHOST BECAUSE SHE IS ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] SHE DIED IN THE 1940s.
BUT SHE’S STICKING AROUND BECAUSE SHE HAS UNFINISHED
BUSINESS. [ LAUGHTER ]
IF SHE APPEARS IN YOUR MIRROR, IT’S OVER.
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS DIZZY.
DIZZY IS INTO S AND M. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>SAUCERS OF MILK. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>AND ALSO PEEING ON HER PARTNER DURING SEX.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>THIS LAST CAT IS NAMED MR.
MAJESTICAL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
YES, THAT’S RIGHT. “CATS” THE MUSICAL IS BACK AND
IN THE TIMELESS WORDS OF ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER, THIS GUY’S
NOT PART OF IT, HE’S JUST A CRAZY PERSON.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN CURRENTLY SEE HIM ON
BROADWAY IN THE ROLE OF MAN SCREAMING IN FRONT OF THE
BILLABONG STORE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>SO COME ON DOWN TO WHISKERS “R” WE.
>>THE ADOPTION PROCESS IS SIMPLE.
WE PUT CATS IN YOUR CAR WHEN YOU’RE NOT LOOKING.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>COME ON DOWN TO WHISKERS “R”
WE!>>THANKSGIVING IS
CAT-ATOPIA. SEE YOU THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪

100 thoughts on “Whiskers R We with Kristen Wiig – SNL

  1. We got Kate and Kristen, with special cats; and Kate and Aidy killing meat because the animals were stupid…

  2. Impressive. Very accurate portrayal of how a third wave feminist is most likely to end up in her life.

  3. "He deserves a pinch." The delivery of that line made me wheeze out nearly all the air in my lungs.

  4. these older sapphic women with a cat obsession who make sex jokes are honestly living the dream

  5. KEEP IT IN YOUR JORTS! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

    This has to be my favorite skit of all time. Move over cheerleading will ferrel lol it's all about cats now lol

  6. If I were in this skit, I would DEFINITELY have a hard time trying to focus. I'm a huge cat lover, especially kittens. I hope all those cute furry faces all went to good homes.

  7. ๐ŸŽตHappy Birthday 2 U WHOO
    Happy Birthday 2 U WHOO
    Happy Birthday Dear Kristen
    Happy Birthday 2 U๐ŸŽต WHOOO Happy Birthday Kristen Wiig, May The Peace Be With U. August 22, 1973
    August 22, 2019 – August 22, 3019

  8. 1. How โœŒ Train UR Dragon Hidden World 2010 – 2014 – 2019
    2. Despicable Me 1, 2, 3 2010 – 2013 – 2017
    3. Sausage party, Ghostbusters 2016
    4. The Looney Tunes Show 2011
    5. Paul 2011
    6. Ice Age Dawn Of The Dinosaurs 2009

  9. Never watch these two women when you drink coffee. Laughed so hard now I have coffee all over my laptop, bed and dog๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. 3:12 – The look the cat gave the camera after Kate said "She sticks around because she has unfinished business" made me believe the cat actually DOES have unfinished business.

  11. I'm only here for butternut, the rest of the sketch was boring and dumb, not worth watching. 2:40 minutes worst spent in my life

  12. "Simple adoption process…..we put cats in your car when you're not looking!" These are the two funniest women in SNL history.

  13. Third time I've watched this, and it's only now I'm realising how incredibly sexy Wiig is in this. It kind of crept up on me.

  14. 0:40 – i'm a gruff manly man who has no feelings and enjoys shooting guns and blowing shit up!! (MAN SHITTTTTTT! ROAR )

    0:46 – Heart melts all over floor eye's start to water (in an high pitched baby voice start saying) "Cute lil kitty cat, here sweet lil baby kitty"

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