Taxi Dave Song – You Know Who I Am

Taxi Dave Song – You Know Who I Am


Hi, I’m Taxi Dave. I wanna invite you to come visit Sacramento, California ‘Cause we’ve added new bars, nightclubs, hotels, restaurants… And there’s a lot of tourism: the state capitol… Museums like Art, History, and Transportation. Yeah, uh-huh! You know who I am, I’m Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave In my black and yellow, black and yellow cab You know who I am, and everything I do… I do is big in my black and yellow cab. Now my cab looks unapproachable. It’s safe, it’s mean, and it’s super clean. And you wanna ride with me because I’m the big cat. Hold up, who’s the big cat? I-I-I’m the big cat! I’ll be behind the wheel of my yellow cab Singin’ it and slappin’ it and that’s that. Got a call from a customer, this just in… They need a pickup at the Holiday Inn! You know who I am, I’m Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave In my black and yellow, black and yellow cab. You know who I am, and everything I do… I do is big in my black and yellow cab. Schmo-schmo-schmoyoho Let’s slow it down for the ladies… Who’s about to guide you through a magical land, like Peter Pan from the club to the art museum? And who’s about to give you the wisdom you need- your own Socrates on the ride to the Hyatt Regency? Keep him on speed dial- when you’re ten drinks in, you can travel in style instead of with a drunk friend He’ll suggest cuisine for your supper, and discuss the Renaissance like a boss, muthaFOO… Excuse my language. I got in with a shawty, about to take her back to my place Dave recommended we see the local theatre’s new space Girl, I promise Imma let you finish another night But Hamlet had the greatest climax of all time! Ooohh! You know who I am, I’m Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave With my black and yellow black and yellow cab You know who I am, and everything I do… I do is big in my black and yellow cab. You know who I am, I’m Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave In my black and yellow, black and yellow cab You know who I am, and everything I do… I do is big in my black and yellow cab. Subscribe to Taxi Dave We got nominated for a comedy award for the song, “Winning.” You can vote by clicking here, then clicking our video, and then clicking Vote. That’s only three clicks, and you don’t have to sign up for any stupid Shaving cream…excuse my language. Time for “Songify the Top Comment.” The best comment is from SuperiorHawke and he says… That flute seems legit. Sarah, Sarah, that song is great but why are you still using Songify 1.0?! The new version came out today And you can songify in real time with new beats!

100 thoughts on “Taxi Dave Song – You Know Who I Am

  1. But have no live recording for android. Try to find it but can't find it anywhere. If there are one, tell me where.

  2. Taxi Dave with his black and yellow cab xD. You know who I am, I'm taxi Dave, taxi Dave, with my black and yellow, black and yellow cab ;-; Possibly the most beautiful words I've heard.

  3. At 0.33 – It's safe, it's mean and it's super clean, and you wanna ride with me because I'm the big cat, hold up who's the big cat? I-I-I'm the big cat….ha haaa love it!

  4. I'm sorry but I wouldn't wanna ride with a dude that wears a Michael Myers mask near a taxi or makes a song about being a big cat just cuz wtf?

  5. Had a crappy night. Called yellow cab, and little did I know I'd ride with taxi Dave. Out of the blue, he started rapping his tunes. What an awesome dude.

  6. Having trouble getting laid? Call taxi dave

    Need some potato juice? Call taxi dave

    Having trouble opening some peanut butter? Call taxi dave

    Got robbed by a big black man? CALL 911

  7. Yo taxi dave was the coolest guy behind the wheel he single handedly saved the night and rapped his way into my top 5 rappers defiantly gonna ride his taxi again

  8. Such a classic. I remember I was in class the day this came out and was listening to it with my headphones on and couldn't stop laughing!

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