Kat Dennings Has Found a Home with the ‘Outlander’ Knitting Community

Hello, Kat. Hi, it’s me with my glasses. I know. Are these new glasses? They are new. Do you like them? I do. They’re very cool. Really? Yeah. Thank you. Portia has these– they’re very in style, these kind of large, kind of ’80s-type glasses now. She’s got some. I feel like they make like […]

Cute Cats and Stupid Self-Defense Lessons: Ellen Checks Out Amazing Viral Videos

Today is the Jewish New Year. So in honor of the Jewish New Year, I replaced my rap air horn [AIR HORN] with the traditional Jewish instrument, the shofar. [SHOFAR HORN] [SHOFAR HORN] [SHOFAR HORN] According to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5778 and I’m still writing 5777 on my checks. [LAUGHTER] [SHOFAR HORN] […]

Kevin the Cashier Goes to PetSmart for Cat Week!

If you know me, you know I love one thing, and that is cats. Well, cats and dogs. So I send my writer, Adam, to PetSmart to pretend to be a cashier named Kevin. We set up hidden cameras and here’s what happened. (SINGING) Kevin the cashier, played by Adam. [MUSIC PLAYING] Here you go. […]

Average Andy Performs ‘Memory’ from ‘Cats’

Gina and Gino did not show up for work today. So I picked an audience member to tell us all about our sponsor, Cat’s Pride Cat Litter. Let’s see, how about– yes, that’s right. That’s right, you. For every green jug of cat litter, Cat’s Pride donates a pound of litter to shelters in need. […]

Behind the Scenes: The Making of Average Andy in ‘Cats’

Earlier, you saw my favorite cat, Andy, perform one of the greatest Broadway show tunes of all time. We all remember that. Here’s a little behind-the-scenes of how it came about. The movie Cats is coming out in December. And my executive producer, Andy Lassner, has mandatorily volunteered to perform a song from Cats on […]