CSI — Kittytopia: presented by Meowvie Night with Spot the Kitty

Welcome to Meowvie Night with Spot the Kitty! Tonight’s meowvie is CSI Kittitopia, starring Baker as Agent Meowsers and Lance as Agent Fluffy. A DC! Cordon off the area and take lots of pictures. We have to figure out what happened! This kitty’s not getting his tuna tonight. We got this hair off the DC. […]

“Wild” – Cute Cat MitchiriNeko – Introduction of Character

I’ll go and hunt some mammoths! Hum buba! Hum baba! Go for the big one! MEOW! MEOW! LET’S GO! MEOW! We’re going to have a feast today! (Grab!) (Thump, thump, thump, thump.) AHHHHH! NOOOO! IT’S TOO LONG! Wild – A pre-historic cat that inhabited in ancient times. It has strong arms and overcomes problems with […]

YouTube Comment Reconstruction #2 – ‘GoPro: Fireman Saves Kitten’

(sound of thunder) (low ambient music) (distant sound of thunder) (sound of thunder) And when he pours water over it, and… …strokes it, and it stretches out… OMG, I’m… …I’m crying my eyes out. I fucking love kittens. I’m often stroking wet pussy. (sound of thunder) Dude, this is a fireman rescuing a kitten. You’re […]

“Kung Fu” – Cute Cat MitchiriNeko – Introduction of Character

I’ve got to unleash my secret weapon! Nunchucks! Mitchiri Nunchucks – a lethal technique that has been developed 325 years ago. It has been banned for its fatal one-hit strike. Swish! Ahhhh! Boof! It’s definitely fatal! Kung Fu – A hardcore martial “meowist” who has mastered the traditional art of combat. However, he has been […]

Cat or Dog person? Matthew McConaughey v Hugh Grant | The Graham Norton Show – BBC

Jennifer, you’ve got a hairless one? A sphinx. I think we’ve got a picture of you and there it is. That’s Macavity, the hairless one, and that’s Grizabella on the other side. Now, very, very cute. That’s hard to love. No! He’s so affectionate and loving. That’s why he’s there. He has to be. Don’t […]

Jason Derulo’s Penis Got Cut Out of “Cats” (feat. King Bach) – Lights Out with David Spade

Well, King Bach is here. He hasn’t been here. But is it, uh– It’s just “Bach,” I’m-I’m hearing. -Yeah, it’s just “Bach.” -Yeah. Because the “King”– I thought that royal family one -might throw you off a little bit. -Yeah. Mm-hmm. -You are from here. You’re… -It’s copywritten. -Okay, good. -Yeah. Uh, but, uh, Bach […]