Here kitty, kitty, kitty, come on mittens, come on sit daddy’s lap. Needy much? Here’s my butt hole. Bye. Every cat ever. Hey fluffy, what’s that fluffy? What is that? What is that? Where can I get it? My paw is already on it. Every meow ever. What the [xx], Heath that’s nasty. Get your […]
At first Baker was an only cat. He loved to play. He loved to eat. He loved to hide. And he loved to play. It was great to get all the attention all the time. Then Lance came along. Baker and Lance didn’t get along. They stayed in separate rooms and only played together under […]
>>WELCOME TO CAT SCHOOL. I’M TOM HOOPER, DIRECTOR OF THE MOTION PICTURE “CATS.” (APPLAUSE) >>TODAY EACH OF YOU WILL BE PUT THROUGH VIG YOWS TRAINING TO ENSURE YOU GIVE THE MOST CAT-LIKE PERFORMANCE IN THE FILM. ONE OF YOU WILL BE AWARDED BEST IF SHOW. LEADING THE CLASS TODAY WOULD YOU PLEASE WELCOME HEAD CAT […]
(dogs barking) – Hi, welcome to the Los Angeles City Animal Shelter. How can I help you? – I’m lookin’ to rescue a cat today. – Oh my God, yes. Did you have any particular kind in mind? – No, no, nothing particular. Just lookin’ to give it a good home. – Awesome, okay you […]
Good morning, Cat Mansion. Today is the 8th of August. You have one task: Cat family photo. Activating all electrical devices Ordering new tuna. Note: the new litter box works automatically You have ten minutes left. Proceed to cat shower. Alarm! Unknown visitor. Battery low. Recharge device now.
Welcome to Meowvie Night with Spot the Kitty! Tonight’s meowvie is CSI Kittitopia, starring Baker as Agent Meowsers and Lance as Agent Fluffy. A DC! Cordon off the area and take lots of pictures. We have to figure out what happened! This kitty’s not getting his tuna tonight. We got this hair off the DC. […]
I’ll go and hunt some mammoths! Hum buba! Hum baba! Go for the big one! MEOW! MEOW! LET’S GO! MEOW! We’re going to have a feast today! (Grab!) (Thump, thump, thump, thump.) AHHHHH! NOOOO! IT’S TOO LONG! Wild – A pre-historic cat that inhabited in ancient times. It has strong arms and overcomes problems with […]