Kung Fu Kitty

Kung Fu Kitty


it was what one of those book people
might have called the bucolic morning and this vicious cat comes out nowhere
to chomp on some annoying tourist which is never a problem genius movies
now this cat is more pissed off than a hog and a vegan restaurant what are you
gonna do about it goggles there’s nowhere to go and it’s about to be High
Noon yeah let’s rock fuss but I like my wild
animals dangerous you ever seen the Karate Kid Kitty goggles you’re clumsy hey hang on a
second we were supposed to win this fight don’t worry kitty unfortunately
for you I can respawn and we’re having a rematch oh man it’s gonna be the same
thing all over again goggles you got to get to high ground or
you’re gonna end up like Anakin right back at you you evil foes but oh hey I think that was it is my hat goggles were so happy he did a dance I want to give a shout out to the ladies
for teaching goggles this routine he practiced sit for seven and a half
months and the whole time he was on a diet he hasn’t robbed a convenience
store for P’s and Q’s and seven and a half months and hasn’t shut up a day
about it well that’s true and you know what sir I hope you’ll post this on your
Twitter and that you’ll remember to upvote it on credit because otherwise
it’ll cost you too much. My momma tells me that when you sign up for these
websites they ask you to hand over a part of your soul that’s kind of
expensive isn’t it? oh man I’m never gonna get this done I’ve been trying for half an hour to get one of these boats to go with a cliff and it just ain’t
happenin it I don’t know how I’m gonna finish my next video…

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